“So honey/sir/son, how was school/work/unemployment today?”
That’s so booooooorrrrroorrorrring!!
Try these instead.
So random question; what’s something you desire in life that no one else really seems to?
(if you’re like me, you’re already thinking of answers you’d have if asked such a question.)
1. Have you ever wanted to chill a drink quickly, but you didn’t want it diluted by melting ice?
Use frozen grapes. If you dislike the sensation of grapes against your lips you can always toss ’em (or eat ’em, if you like).
That coveted time between work life and home life. The time to slow down, turn off corporate-world-domination mode, and just be you. The time to crack jokes and trade stories with friends and colleagues, and not be constantly interrupted by, you know, doing work. Patrick in Accounting becomes Patrick the punk-rocking video game freedom fighter. Carol from HR becomes Carol the dolphin-loving motorcycle-expert cupcake queen. During Happy Hour I’m not Mr. Jonathan-Force-to-be-Reckoned-With, I’m just Kumar. Loosen your tie. Take a breath. Let your hair down. Continue reading